The article is actually pretty funny. :lol:
... "(Author's interlude: Should you be confused about what's going on here ... in the wake of the Virginia Tech shootings, there was and continues to be a hue and cry from gun proponents that the tragedy might have been averted if all the 'good guys' were allowed to carry concealed firearms wherever they go. Like many others, I have long suspected these gun people have more issues than a simple loyalty to the Second Amendment lurking about in their psyches--issues I feel are more effectively addressed by satire than the grim statistics. In this fanciful exploration of this peculiar American madness, I have borrowed freely and extensively from the late James Thurber. ...)" ...
:rotfl:The stewardess sighed, her exquisite bosom heaving. "Be careful, Captain. They have tweezers." Mitny turned and gave her a faint, fleeting smile. "Then it's a good thing that infernal Brady Bill couldn't take this way from me," . . .