Worst Engineering Joke Ever

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by Sine Nomen, May 29, 2007.

  1. Sine Nomen

    Sine Nomen New Member

    3,216
    1
    0
    Yeah, so my engineer roommate told me this one, and misery likes company...

    Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Banana?

    A: Elephant*Banana*Sin(theta)
    :roll:
     

  2. ptsmith24

    ptsmith24 New Member

    8,809
    0
    0
    well...I got it.... That engineer in me is at it again... :oops:
     
  3. kkennett

    kkennett New Member

    2,139
    0
    0
    I got it too. Engineering is not for everyone :D
     
  4. ptsmith24

    ptsmith24 New Member

    8,809
    0
    0
    Can I get an AMEN?!?
     
  5. Dan H

    Dan H New Member

    1,075
    0
    0
    I think you should change the title to "Worst Joke Ever".
     
  6. rajl

    rajl New Member

    391
    0
    0
    Wow....just wow. Yeah, I got that....you know I went to GT for undergrad. )#@$*&% am I a nerd. :cry:
     
  7. gsusnake

    gsusnake Token Liberal Hippie

    13,599
    15
    38
    I'm a math nerd and I don't get it.
     
  8. Cavediver

    Cavediver New Member

    964
    0
    0
    Hmm, me too. Fortunately, I don't get it... I guess that's what happens when you major in art at an engineering school...
     
  9. Adam5

    Adam5 Atlanta Overwatch

    13,212
    31
    48
    I don't get it either, but I then again, I majored in hustling pool, and drinking.
     
  10. GeorgiaGlocker

    GeorgiaGlocker Romans 1:16

    4,379
    1
    38
    That's the worst joke that I have never understood. :roll: (But I think it has something to do with Sin)
     
  11. ptsmith24

    ptsmith24 New Member

    8,809
    0
    0
    Vector math...cross product..ring a bell? The cross product of two vectors is the product of the magnitude of those two vectors multiplied by the sine of the angle between them. You have to use the "right hand rule" to figure out the direction of the resultant vector, though.

    :-s

    :lol:
     
  12. gsusnake

    gsusnake Token Liberal Hippie

    13,599
    15
    38
    Yeah, I got it in the car while driving to the range.

    Awful. Just awful.
     
  13. ptsmith24

    ptsmith24 New Member

    8,809
    0
    0
    :lol:
     
  14. Sine Nomen

    Sine Nomen New Member

    3,216
    1
    0
    The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
    The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
    The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
    The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
     
  15. slabertooch

    slabertooch New Member

    4,322
    0
    0
    The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree says, "Screw this, I'm starting my own band!"

    The graduate with a Communications degree says, "Put me in coach, I swear I won't drop it!"