[Tinkerhell]

Was at Barnes & Noble in line with my wife picking up some mags to take to my dad in the hospital. Had the g19 OC'ed at about 3pm. Just chatting with my wife & waiting for the cashier to finish ringing us up when this grade A stereo typical appearance soccor mom, with wide eyes asked me where I worked.
I smiled & because I knew exactly what she was asking about (she was staring at the handful of coiled death on my hip) I almost said nowhere (as in I don't work in LE anywhere), caught myself & told her my place of employement. She then asked what I did at the insurance company which required me to carry a gun.
Not a thing. I don't carry it for work.
Is that legal?!! You can just carry that thing in here like that.
Smiling & laughing a bit.
Yes m'amm so can you. Just have to be able to get a GFL.

I'd have spent a bit longer chatting with the woman, not that it would do ANY good with her, but my wife is embarassed about that sort of thing and we had things to do.

Very amusing. Now I feel like I have really had majority of OC experiences.

 

[Malum Prohibitum]

Smiling & laughing a bit.
Yes m'amm so can you. Just have to be able to get a GFL.

But it sounds like you left her with a favorable impression.

 

[wsweeks2]

he was staring at the handful of coiled death on my hip.

:lol:

And here I though this would be a story about some hot soccer mom.

 

[merlock]

=D> Good job, tink!
I'm waiting for my first soccer mom!

 

[gsusnake]

he was staring at the handful of coiled death on my hip.

:lol:

And here I though this would be a story about some hot soccer mom.

Dear Penthouse...

 

[AeroShooter]

he was staring at the handful of coiled death on my hip.

:lol:

And here I though this would be a story about some hot soccer mom.

Dear Penthouse...

SMILF?

 

[merlock]

SMILF?

:rotfl:

 

[ptsmith24]

:shock: :lol:

 

[Bulldawg182]

Remind me never to let my wife anywhere near you young whippersnappers!!!! :lol: 8)

 

[Tinkerhell]

to all the replies.

:rotfl:
:rotfl2:

 

[wsweeks2]

Remind me never to let my wife anywhere near you young whippersnappers!!!! :lol: 8)

If anyone saw you shoot, they wouldn't mess with her anyway.

 

[GAGunOwner]

Remind me never to let my wife anywhere near you young whippersnappers!!!! :lol: 8)

Consider yourself reminded.

 

[jrm]

SMILF?

AeroShooter, start by looking up the meaning of MILF. On such source is here: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/MILF.

Then put "Soccer" in front of the definition of "MILF," and you're all set.

 

[tj2000]

SMILF?

AeroShooter, start by looking up the meaning of MILF. On such source is here: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/MILF.

Then put "Soccer" in front of the definition of "MILF," and you're all set.

Not only a sexy mom but she could be a:

MILF
Abbreviation of Moro Islamic Liberation Front, an organization in the Philippines seeking to establish an Islamic state on the island of Mindanao.
:shock:

 

[ahlongslide]

SMILF?

AeroShooter, start by looking up the meaning of MILF. On such source is here: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/MILF.

Then put "Soccer" in front of the definition of "MILF," and you're all set.

Soccer Moro Islamic Liberation Front? :wink:

 

[ahlongslide]

dang it... too slow again...

 

[ptsmith24]

:lol:

 

[ICP_Juggalo]

SMILF?

AeroShooter, start by looking up the meaning of MILF. On such source is here: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/MILF.

Then put "Soccer" in front of the definition of "MILF," and you're all set.

Soccer Moron Islamic Liberation Front? :wink:

You forgot the "n"

 

[AeroShooter]

SMILF?

AeroShooter, start by looking up the meaning of MILF. On such source is here: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/MILF.

Then put "Soccer" in front of the definition of "MILF," and you're all set.

Quite familiar with the definition... since we were mixing soccer, moms, & hotness into the same dialog, I was asking was she a soccer MILF or SMILF.

 

[GeorgiaGlocker]

he was staring at the handful of coiled death on my hip.

:lol:

And here I though this would be a story about some hot soccer mom.

wsweeks, you and Ramm think alike.