Woot! My first soccor mom! rofl.

Discussion in 'GWL News & Information' started by Tinkerhell, Jul 20, 2007.

  1. Tinkerhell

    Tinkerhell Active Member

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    Was at Barnes & Noble in line with my wife picking up some mags to take to my dad in the hospital. Had the g19 OC'ed at about 3pm. Just chatting with my wife & waiting for the cashier to finish ringing us up when this grade A stereo typical appearance soccor mom, with wide eyes asked me where I worked.
    I smiled & because I knew exactly what she was asking about (she was staring at the handful of coiled death on my hip) I almost said nowhere (as in I don't work in LE anywhere), caught myself & told her my place of employement. She then asked what I did at the insurance company which required me to carry a gun.
    Not a thing. I don't carry it for work.
    Is that legal?!! You can just carry that thing in here like that.
    Smiling & laughing a bit.
    Yes m'amm so can you. Just have to be able to get a GFL.

    I'd have spent a bit longer chatting with the woman, not that it would do ANY good with her, but my wife is embarassed about that sort of thing and we had things to do.

    Very amusing. Now I feel like I have really had majority of OC experiences.
     
  2. Malum Prohibitum

    Malum Prohibitum Moderator Staff Member

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    But it sounds like you left her with a favorable impression.
     

  3. wsweeks2

    wsweeks2 New Member

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    :lol:

    And here I though this would be a story about some hot soccer mom.

    :cry:
     
  4. merlock

    merlock New Member

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    =D> Good job, tink!
    I'm waiting for my first soccer mom! :D
     
  5. gsusnake

    gsusnake Token Liberal Hippie

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    Dear Penthouse...
     
  6. AeroShooter

    AeroShooter New Member

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    SMILF?
     
  7. merlock

    merlock New Member

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    :rotfl:
     
  8. Bulldawg182

    Bulldawg182 Active Member

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    Remind me never to let my wife anywhere near you young whippersnappers!!!! :oops: :lol: 8)
     
  9. Tinkerhell

    Tinkerhell Active Member

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    to all the replies.

    :rotfl:
    :rotfl2:
     
  10. wsweeks2

    wsweeks2 New Member

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    If anyone saw you shoot, they wouldn't mess with her anyway.
     
  11. GAGunOwner

    GAGunOwner Active Member

    Consider yourself reminded. :p
     
  12. jrm

    jrm Sledgehammer

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    AeroShooter, start by looking up the meaning of MILF. On such source is here: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/MILF.

    Then put "Soccer" in front of the definition of "MILF," and you're all set.
     
  13. tj2000

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    Not only a sexy mom but she could be a:

    MILF
    Abbreviation of Moro Islamic Liberation Front, an organization in the Philippines seeking to establish an Islamic state on the island of Mindanao.
    :shock:
     
  14. ahlongslide

    ahlongslide New Member

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    Soccer Moro Islamic Liberation Front? :wink:
     
  15. ahlongslide

    ahlongslide New Member

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    dang it... too slow again...
     
  16. ICP_Juggalo

    ICP_Juggalo Professional Troll

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    You forgot the "n"
     
  17. AeroShooter

    AeroShooter New Member

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    Quite familiar with the definition... since we were mixing soccer, moms, & hotness into the same dialog, I was asking was she a soccer MILF or SMILF.
     
  18. GeorgiaGlocker

    GeorgiaGlocker Romans 1:16

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    wsweeks, you and Ramm think alike.