Woman Bashing

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by Adam5, Aug 13, 2007.

  1. Adam5

    Adam5 Atlanta Overwatch

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    How many men does it take to open a beer?
    None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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    Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
    Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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    Why do women have smaller feet than men?
    It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
    Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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    How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
    When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
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    How do you fix a woman's watch?
    You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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    Why do men pass gas more than women?
    Because women can't shut up long enough to
    Build up the required pressure.
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    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
    The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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    What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
    A woman who won't do what she's told
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    I married a Miss Right.
    I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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    Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
    It's called a Wedding Cake.
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    Why do men die before their wives?
    They want to.
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    Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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    In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
    Then God created Man and rested.
    Then God created Woman.
    Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
     

  2. Rammstein

    Rammstein New Member

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    I'm not touching this thread with a ten foot pole
     
  3. Adam5

    Adam5 Atlanta Overwatch

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    Chicken !!!!
     
  4. AV8R

    AV8R Banned

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    I just HAD to copy and paste it to my wife. :lol:
     
  5. pro2am

    pro2am New Member

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    Are you coming to the lunch on Saturday? Just wanna know who NOT to sit next to when the bullets fly.
     
  6. AV8R

    AV8R Banned

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    :lol: I'm gonna try like hell to be there... Unless she dismembers me and feeds me to the ants. It could go either way at this point.
     
  7. budder

    budder Moderator Staff Member

    I'm not even touching it with Ramm's two inch pole. Wait. Ten foot. That's what I meant. I wonder why I said something so different...
     
  8. Rammstein

    Rammstein New Member

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    You were self-projecting. ;)
     
  9. AV8R

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  10. budder

    budder Moderator Staff Member

    You got me :(
     
  11. zookeper

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    adam, i don't see how this is gonna help you acquire that highly anticipated birthday present.
     
  12. HannitizedRushBaby

    HannitizedRushBaby New Member

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    Here's my favorite sexiest joke...

    Why doesn't a woman need an umbrella?
    Because there's no rain between the kitchen and the bedroom!


    (I've also heard this same punchline with the following question...
    "Why doesn't a woman need a driver's license?" Either way it's still funny!)