Who wants a new job???????

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by tj2000, Jul 6, 2007.

  1. tj2000

    tj2000 New Member

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    This is somebodies dream job.

    Company Advertises Unpaid Job as Condom Tester
    Friday, July 06, 2007

    MELBOURNE, Australia — A major condom brand said Friday it expected thousands of applicants for a new unpaid job on offer — condom tester.

    Durex said 200 adult Australians — men and women — are wanted to test a range of its condoms.

    While the successful applicants will not be paid, each will receive a pack of Durex sex products, a chance to win 1,000 Australian dollars ($857 U.S.), plus professional prestige, the company said in a statement.

    "Who wouldn't want to have a chance with an actual authorized professional?" Durex marketing manager Sam White asked.

    "Durex is expecting thousands of applicants," the statement said.

    Hopefuls must explain in their applications why they would make "expert" condom testers.

    How they test the condoms is not specified, but testers must provide honest feedback about how they find the products.

    No deadline is set for evaluating a range of four condoms and other sex products.
    :^o Sorry for the emoticon but I couldn't resist.
     
  2. Rammstein

    Rammstein New Member

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    Alright guys...if everyone puts in a few bucks we can buy me a plane ticket to Australia.

    Do it for the children.
     

  3. wsweeks2

    wsweeks2 New Member

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    As a Catholic, I'll do it for the unborn children.

    :lol:
     
  4. USMC - Retired

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    One way?! :D
     
  5. Rammstein

    Rammstein New Member

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    Sure, if I get the job. :D
     
  6. slabertooch

    slabertooch New Member

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    What they aren't telling you is that you'll be strapped to something like this for the "testing"
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    or this
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  7. Adam5

    Adam5 Atlanta Overwatch

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    You can't take your AR there, but I'll take real good care of it for ya. :D
     
  8. Malum Prohibitum

    Malum Prohibitum Moderator Staff Member

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    Testing. So they can report the failure rate? Does this mean if you fly to Australia you might get quarantined and not allowed back in the country?
     
  9. Rammstein

    Rammstein New Member

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    Would I still get to be the official tester? :D
     
  10. wsweeks2

    wsweeks2 New Member

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    You still wanna go if these are the test subjects?

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  11. merlock

    merlock New Member

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    :rotfl2:
     
  12. Rammstein

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    Nobody said anything about testing them on the ladies from the Brady Campaign... 8)

    I'm gonna have to cancel my ticket now.
     
  13. wsweeks2

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    :rotfl2: