[Malum Prohibitum]

http://www.twincities.com/eRightsServerBusy.html

A Roseville man found lurking at a church daycare center with a 16-inch knife tucked in his trench coat pocket now faces criminal charges."

"Prosecutors charged Richard Christopher Petterson, 34, with one felony count of possessing a dangerous weapon on school property." ...

"Police removed what an officer described as an 'assault knife' from Petterson's pocket. Petterson, who had a .253 blood-alcohol level, later told authorities he bought the knife at the Maplewood Mall. He admitting taking the knife to the church but said he planned to get rid of it by throwing it into a lake."

 

[jgullock]

Now there's "assault knives"??? WTF??????

 

[jgullock]

Ninja runs into church, sets fires, and stabs a man before disappearing...

http://www.knbc.com/news/13328254/detai ... dlineclick

LOS ANGELES -- Police said Tuesday a man dressed as a ninja warrior and armed with a sword set several small fires and stabbed a churchgoer.

One fire was set at All Nations Church, NBC 4 reported. Police said the fire in the church classroom was started while there were people inside.

Police were searching at 10000 Foothill Boulevard for the man, who authorities said ran from officers.

The stabbing victim was taken to a local hospital in stable condition with a wound to the forearm.

Police described the suspect as a 35-to-40-year-old male with several tattoos, dark hair, and a green Army star jacket.

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[slabertooch]

That wasn't a ninja, if it was a real ninja....

No one would know what happened.


A fire would just spontaneously start in the church, and the guy would look down and discover that he was bleeding :shock:


You can't see real ninjas...

 

[Tinkerhell]

You can't see real ninjas...

:lol:

 

[Rammstein]

lol...a ninja.

let's see him dodge 147 grains of happy metal.

 

[Gunstar1]

bullets go in a straight line, ninja do not

 

[GeorgiaGlocker]

Do they make ninja rounds?

 

[Tinkerhell]

Do they make ninja rounds?

Yeah, but they are REALLLY hard to find.

:rotfl:

 

[Dusty]

Now there's "assault knives"??? WTF??????

Only if they're black. If it has a wood handle it will be a "hunting knife" or a "sporting knife".

 

[GeorgiaGlocker]

Do they make ninja rounds?

Yeah, but they are REALLLY hard to find.

:rotfl:

How about these:

http://www.extremeshockusa.com/cgistore ... 1&cart_id=

:rotfl: