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I enjoy reading his posts and noticed I haven't seen anything from him for a while.
 

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I always thought he was a secret bot.
 

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Like many, he may be tied up between work and the holidays.

Let's all hope he is ok and will return soon.
 

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I hear he was abuducted by a UFO, and when they're done dissecting him and sending his innards back to the planet Denab, they'll have one of their aliens wear his empty skin like a Coffeemate suit and send him back to America, with orders to gather intelligence on us.
This alien CM imposter will be under orders to revisit and continue chatting at all the websites the real CM used to use.
When this alien shows up here, test it to see if it responds to others' posts in a way that the real Coffeemate used to do.
That's how you know the alien's scheme is being carried out!

Befitting CM's memory, here are YouTube video clips to go along with my post!


 

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Ok, seriously

Ok, all joking aside...

Where IS CoffeeMate?

Now I'm worried about him.
 

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I heard 4chan got him and are demanding $100,000 for his release.
 

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Ya'll if anybody has any contact with him besides this website, PLEASE just let us know if he's ok. I'm now starting to get worried too. We miss him. We want him back.
 

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I'm happy to see you're ok, buddy
 
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