Where's CoffeeMate?

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by gungeek, Dec 3, 2016.

  1. gungeek

    gungeek Member

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    I enjoy reading his posts and noticed I haven't seen anything from him for a while.
     
  2. gunsmoker

    gunsmoker Lawyer and Gun Activist

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  3. jsaund22

    jsaund22 Ninjaneering Computers

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    That's troubling...
     
  4. streetriots

    streetriots Clueless

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    Perhaps he found a nice cup of coffee.
     
  5. Mrs_Esterhouse

    Mrs_Esterhouse Swollen Member

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    I always thought he was a secret bot.
     
  6. JiG

    JiG Awaiting censure

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    Like many, he may be tied up between work and the holidays.

    Let's all hope he is ok and will return soon.
     
  7. gunsmoker

    gunsmoker Lawyer and Gun Activist

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    I hear he was abuducted by a UFO, and when they're done dissecting him and sending his innards back to the planet Denab, they'll have one of their aliens wear his empty skin like a Coffeemate suit and send him back to America, with orders to gather intelligence on us.
    This alien CM imposter will be under orders to revisit and continue chatting at all the websites the real CM used to use.
    When this alien shows up here, test it to see if it responds to others' posts in a way that the real Coffeemate used to do.
    That's how you know the alien's scheme is being carried out!

    Befitting CM's memory, here are YouTube video clips to go along with my post!

    https://youtu.be/t_l0lFxFF7I?t=1m16s

    https://youtu.be/6BfNFjrNPUA
     
    Last edited: Dec 5, 2016
  8. gunsmoker

    gunsmoker Lawyer and Gun Activist

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    Ok, seriously

    Ok, all joking aside...

    Where IS CoffeeMate?

    Now I'm worried about him.
     
  9. Mrs_Esterhouse

    Mrs_Esterhouse Swollen Member

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    I heard 4chan got him and are demanding $100,000 for his release.
     
  10. EJR914

    EJR914 Cheezburger Operator

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    Ya'll if anybody has any contact with him besides this website, PLEASE just let us know if he's ok. I'm now starting to get worried too. We miss him. We want him back.
     
  11. g35

    g35 Great American peckerwood

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    Last rumor I heard was that CM was a lady married to one of our members!
     
  12. CoffeeMate

    CoffeeMate Junior Butt Warmer

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    Which only serves to demonstrate what level of veracity (if any) we should attribute to your posts.


    :rotfl2:
     
  13. CoffeeMate

    CoffeeMate Junior Butt Warmer

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    Way, WAY low.


    :shock:
     
  14. CoffeeMate

    CoffeeMate Junior Butt Warmer

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    As I've always maintained, I am the coffee machine in the convenience store where Sunny used to work.

    Those bastards unplugged me to clean the floor underneath.



    :rotfl2:
     
  15. CoffeeMate

    CoffeeMate Junior Butt Warmer

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    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXXd9LVWy-k[/ame]
     
  16. EJR914

    EJR914 Cheezburger Operator

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    I'm happy to see you're ok, buddy
     
  17. CoffeeMate

    CoffeeMate Junior Butt Warmer

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    Thank you, EJR.

    Likewise.
     
  18. NTA

    NTA Well-Known Member

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    Sanity returns to the forum.
    Welcome back.
     
  19. gungeek

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    Glad you're back!!:woohoo: