What's the secret to it?

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by ThetaReactor, Aug 13, 2007.

  1. ThetaReactor

    ThetaReactor Active Member

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    How does one drain the lizard whilst holstered? What's the trick? Stick the piece on the counter next to ya? Hold it in your teeth? Shoved in a boot? I usually end up just kinda holding the belt tight while doing my business, but there's gotta be some secret handshake [forgive me] for doing the basic needs. The movies never address this. Or is this why the action heroes like shoulder rigs? I dunno. I submit to your collective wisdom.
     
  2. gunsmoker

    gunsmoker Lawyer and Gun Activist

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    fly

    Well, those of us men blessed with appendages long enough to extend thru the zippered slot in the front of our pants known as the "fly" tend to use that method. :lol:
    That way you can keep your belt buckled the whole time.
     

  3. Mobster989

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    That is unless you like having that appendage in working order, interlocking metal does not mesh well with fleshy appendages. :p
     
  4. ThetaReactor

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    Flies scare me. One time I went commando in pants with a velcro fly. I was traumatized. I generally opt for an "unbutton, unzip, depress undies, present arms" approach. Four steps, like a private combat draw. :D
     
  5. gunsmoker

    gunsmoker Lawyer and Gun Activist

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    Commands

    Now if you want to get a funny reaction out of people, the next time you're in the men's room about to take care of that sort of business, try marching to the urninal with your heels smacking the floor tiles, and then barking each command, out loud, in sequence, as you go through the steps. This could be quite amusing.
     
  6. pro2am

    pro2am New Member

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    Whoa...I just learned too much about about some of you guys...no...really. :lol:
     
  7. Rammstein

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    I'm gonna have to say the secret is to not sit down when you pee.
     
  8. budder

    budder Moderator Staff Member

    You should wear two belts!
     
  9. Mafuta54

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    Are you one of those that unbuckle your belt and undo your pants as well as the zipper and then try to hold it all up as you drain it?
     
  10. ptsmith24

    ptsmith24 New Member

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    :shock: :lol:
     
  11. tj2000

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    One word.......

    Viagra,
    I use half of one so my schmekel can get past the metal mangler and not pee on my toes.
    :rotfl2:
     
  12. ThetaReactor

    ThetaReactor Active Member

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    Yup.
     
  13. AeroShooter

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    that would make you a sitzpinkler
     
  14. Tinkerhell

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    ok, I'm a full supporter of anyone asking any questions about gun carry on these forums no matter how simplistic that questions may be. We were all new to carrying at some point in our lives so for a newbie there is no "dumb question" except the unasked one.

    But man...

    I don't really think I believe this one. I hope Ken doesn't include this in any of his training classes. I might have to re-think singing up. :roll:
     
  15. ThetaReactor

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    I can attest to being slightly less than sober at the time, if that helps you sleep at night. :D
     
  16. Mafuta54

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    When? At the time you typed the question, or when you had the problem? :lol: :rotfl:
     
  17. AV8R

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    I say get over your fear of the zipper. Or how about Depends?
     
  18. merlock

    merlock New Member

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    :shock: :rotfl2:!
     
  19. ThetaReactor

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    At the time I typed the question. I was well past my "let's put the weapons away" point by then.

    Depends are way too bulky. I mean, can you picture trying to carry IWB with those on? Then again, it might make a good sweat guard...