What would be your first reaction, seeing this?

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by Fallschirmjäger, Jan 6, 2011.

  1. Fallschirmjäger

    Fallschirmjäger I watch the watchers

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    Dang, I wish I had a wife like that, :lol: .
     
  2. bdee

    bdee انا باتمان

    My first reaction? Grab the gun and find cover!
     

  3. dcannon1

    dcannon1 New Member

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    I'd get my Nerf Raider with drum magazine out of the closet (and yes I really have one)

    Edit: Just had an awesome thought. Wonder if I can rig it to take a real AR stock... :-k

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  4. Aberk

    Aberk Custom User Title

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    I keep one of these close by at the office in-case the interns get unruly...
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  5. lostprofit

    lostprofit New Member

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    Make a quick grab for the gun, go for cover, and brace for the impending headshot that I'm sure would follow. :righton:
     
  6. TippinTaco

    TippinTaco New Member

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    I'd scream DONT BRING A NERF GUN TO A REAL GUN FIGHT!!! Then scream: IF YOU JUMP OUT WITHOUT WARNING YOU MAY GET A NEW PIECE OF TOE JEWELRY!!!!!

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  7. JeF4y

    JeF4y New Member

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    I thought of grabbing my son and holding him hostage, but realized that wouldn't get me anywhere.
     
  8. bdee

    bdee انا باتمان

    2nd step get the kids to a secure location.

    Convince them Mom has gone mad and must be stopped at all costs.

    Arm them. Send them to hunt down Mom.

    When you hear the children's screams, move in quickly, eliminate the threat.

    Then eliminate all witnesses.
     
  9. CountryGun

    CountryGun New Member

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    Was clothing optional?
     
  10. a-squared

    a-squared New Member

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  11. js415

    js415 Active Member

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    Suppose the wife wanted the husband gone...as in dead....for insurance.

    She comes up with a plan...

    She tells police somebody broke into her house, yelling he was going to "get her"..

    She arms herself with a nice home defense weapon,

    tells the police the she thought he had a "gun"(see evidence in picture) and was coming after her...

    she was scared....

    she shot and killed....

    self defense, you know....

    collects one million dollar insurance policy and marries the pool boy!!!!

    Too much TV watching for me???? :D

    Jerry
     
  12. jmathis84

    jmathis84 New Member

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    I would grab the nerf gun and do a Rambo style roll under the table and wait for the attack. :lol: . If all that fails make sure you have your plastic knife and go for the kidneys. :D
     
  13. lespaulplayer

    lespaulplayer New Member

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    "Babe, it's 'you're', not 'your.'"
     
  14. a-squared

    a-squared New Member

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    Lol, I didn't even notice that because I was so amazed at that wife's coolness level.
     
  15. EJR914

    EJR914 Cheezburger Operator

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    Awesome! :D

    Nerf guns are a lot of fun. I'm thinking of buying one to keep my wife's cat from being to uppity.
     
  16. German Longshot

    German Longshot New Member

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    Naked Nerf wars? You sir, are a genius.
     
  17. lespaulplayer

    lespaulplayer New Member

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    Until you get hit in the beanbag!
     
  18. gunsmoker

    gunsmoker Lawyer and Gun Activist

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    Strip gunfights? If you get shot, whatever clothing the projectile hit has to come off.

    P.S. My first reaction to seeing the note and gun would be, "Okay Sweetie, (said with a big smile), game on!"
     
  19. RickN

    RickN New Member

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    My roll would be less Rambo and more Paul Blart, but I agree with the sentiment.
     
  20. hammerg26

    hammerg26 Member

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