I'd get my Nerf Raider with drum magazine out of the closet (and yes I really have one) Edit: Just had an awesome thought. Wonder if I can rig it to take a real AR stock...
Make a quick grab for the gun, go for cover, and brace for the impending headshot that I'm sure would follow.
I'd scream DONT BRING A NERF GUN TO A REAL GUN FIGHT!!! Then scream: IF YOU JUMP OUT WITHOUT WARNING YOU MAY GET A NEW PIECE OF TOE JEWELRY!!!!!
2nd step get the kids to a secure location. Convince them Mom has gone mad and must be stopped at all costs. Arm them. Send them to hunt down Mom. When you hear the children's screams, move in quickly, eliminate the threat. Then eliminate all witnesses.
Suppose the wife wanted the husband gone...as in dead....for insurance. She comes up with a plan... She tells police somebody broke into her house, yelling he was going to "get her".. She arms herself with a nice home defense weapon, tells the police the she thought he had a "gun"(see evidence in picture) and was coming after her... she was scared.... she shot and killed.... self defense, you know.... collects one million dollar insurance policy and marries the pool boy!!!! Too much TV watching for me???? Jerry
I would grab the nerf gun and do a Rambo style roll under the table and wait for the attack. . If all that fails make sure you have your plastic knife and go for the kidneys.
Awesome! Nerf guns are a lot of fun. I'm thinking of buying one to keep my wife's cat from being to uppity.
Strip gunfights? If you get shot, whatever clothing the projectile hit has to come off. P.S. My first reaction to seeing the note and gun would be, "Okay Sweetie, (said with a big smile), game on!"
My son got one of these: http://www.hasbro.com/nerf/en_US/shop/d ... src=endeca I have been getting nailed since Christmas... Wonder if I could use that against my wife in the "Naked Nerf Wars" ?