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...box of condoms....

ANKENY, Iowa - Several classrooms at Des Moines Area Community College were evacuated after college officials became nervous about a suspicious package.
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College officials called police and postal inspectors after the box was delivered Thursday. What they found inside wasn't a bomb â€" it was a box containing 500 condoms.

The package was sent to a teacher of a human sexuality class, and was sent by a person who had been a previous speaker at the class, said Rob Denson, the college's president.
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I haven't seen such fantastic police work since the Great Mooninite Scare of '07!

Police, college officials, and postal inspectors of Ankeny, Iowa....I am officially firing you. You are hereby not to do anything mildly involving critical thinking.
 

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Rammstein said:
I haven't seen such fantastic police work since the Great Mooninite Scare of '07!
I actually hate to think this... but I would bet that the Bostonian who phoned in the light-brights would not have been at all concerned if "ADVERTISEMENT" had been posted above or below them. :|
 

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glockgirl said:
[quote="Dan H":3uupa279]So thats where my order ended up! Was wondering where they were...
was it a lifetime supply offer?
It was, but thats about a months supply for me...[/quote:3uupa279]

There are cheaper alternatives for making baloon animals.
 

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Dan H said:
glockgirl said:
[quote="Dan H":131bpso4]So thats where my order ended up! Was wondering where they were...
was it a lifetime supply offer?
It was, but thats about a months supply for me...
There are cheaper alternatives for making baloon animals.[/quote:131bpso4]

Thanks GS1 I was struggling for a comeback appropriate for public viewing! :)
 

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Gunstar1 said:
Dan H said:
glockgirl said:
[quote="Dan H":34d5vpnr]So thats where my order ended up! Was wondering where they were...
was it a lifetime supply offer?
It was, but thats about a months supply for me...
There are cheaper alternatives for making baloon animals.[/quote:34d5vpnr]
:rotfl:
 

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Dan H said:
glockgirl said:
[quote="Dan H":ytid1r21]So thats where my order ended up! Was wondering where they were...
was it a lifetime supply offer?
It was, but thats about a months supply for me...[/quote:ytid1r21]

500 a month? You're definately not married......

You'd better be careful........ Repetitive elbow movement like that will give you a bad case a tennis elbow......
 

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Dan H said:
glockgirl said:
[quote="Dan H":2045t3ym]So thats where my order ended up! Was wondering where they were...
was it a lifetime supply offer?
It was, but thats about a months supply for me...
500 a month? You're definately not married......

You'd better be careful........ Repetitive elbow movement like that will give you a bad case a tennis elbow......[/quote:2045t3ym]

LOL
 
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