Warner Robins and Mid GA beware!!!!

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by gizmo5, Sep 11, 2007.

  1. gizmo5

    gizmo5 New Member

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    Warner Robins and Mid GA beware!!!!

    There are a group of kids offering grass cutting services for $20, front and back. The deal will be pitched to you in such a way that you can not refuse. All of the criminals are approx. 8-12 yrs. of age and act respectfully towards their victims by using "Sir" and Ma'am." They will lure you into their trap and get you to think that they deserve $30 instead of $20 because it’s hot outside. They will cut your grass and when night time approaches is when they make their move. They will tell you that they will come back tomorrow and finish cutting the rest, raking the grass up, weed eating, and sweeping up the rest. You will believe them and expect them to come back. BUT it’s too late, because they have already put their little kid charm on you and you will pay them before the job is done. The next morning comes, and they don’t show. 5 days later... still nothing.

    You will suffer emotionally after the scheme is carried out and doctors will have no fix for your lose of pride. The mere fact that you have been dooped by a bunch of kids will burn deep inside your soul and you will feel empty because of it. Your lawn will be patchy, blotchy, cut ragged, and destroyed. The only fix for it is to sprinkle holy water on it and pray that your yard can survive such a catastrophe.

    So be on the look out…

    You have been warned!
     

  2. Taler

    Taler New Member

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    Don't tell me... it happened to someone you know, right?
     
  3. gizmo5

    gizmo5 New Member

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    It would have never of happened to me.... :roll:
    :hardhead: :banghead: :hardhead: :banghead:
    one of the symptoms is denial
     
  4. slabertooch

    slabertooch New Member

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    A friend of a friend's sister?
     
  5. gizmo5

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    This guy I know has a sister whos aunt said to another friends uncle that this happened to a guys brothers dad.... 8)
     
  6. slabertooch

    slabertooch New Member

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    someone also said something about being their own grandfather
     
  7. merlock

    merlock Active Member

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    +1 hehehe
     
  9. gizmo5

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  10. GeorgiaGlocker

    GeorgiaGlocker Romans 10:13

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    Giz, are going to let them get away with that??
     
  11. gizmo5

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    HELL NO! I've already started my intel gathering and my first reconnaissance mission was successful. I’m plotting my next move..... :wink:
     
  12. GeorgiaGlocker

    GeorgiaGlocker Romans 10:13

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    :exactly: