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USDA Issues Permit for Santa's Reindeer
I don't think they're making the point they think they're making. "Cute, right? We'd literally regulate Santa Claus!" Cool. Maybe your whole bureaucracy shouldn't exist.WASHINGTON, Dec. 22, 2017 - The U.S. Department of Agriculture's (USDA) Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service (APHIS) today issued a movement permit to Mr. S. Claus of the North Pole, a broker with Worldwide Gifts, Unlimited. The permit will allow reindeer to enter and exit the United States between the hours of 7 p.m. December 24, 2017 and 7 a.m. December 25, 2017, through or over any U.S. border port.