Union Rules & Hookers

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by Adam5, Apr 5, 2007.

  1. Adam5

    Adam5 Atlanta Overwatch

    Union Rules & Hookers----

    A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

    "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

    "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

    "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered

    Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.

    We observe all union rules"

    The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

    "That's more like it!" the union man said.

    He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.

    "I'd like her," he said.

    "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."

  2. glockgirl

    glockgirl Guest

    ewwww that's gross!!!! age before beauty I guess
  3. luke0927

    luke0927 New Member

    A mousy little librarian goes out one night and gets blasted. She then goes into a tattoo parlor and has a tattoo of Brad Pitt placed on the inside of one thigh, and one of Leonardo Decaprio placed on the inside of other.

    After this she walks outside and sees a wino in the gutter. She lifts up her skirt and yells: "Do you know who these are?"

    The old wino looks up and says "I don't know about the other two, but the one in the middle is Willie Nelson."