Union Rules & Hookers

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by Adam5, Apr 5, 2007.

  1. Adam5

    Adam5 Atlanta Overwatch

    Union Rules & Hookers----

    A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

    "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

    "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

    "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered

    Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.

    We observe all union rules"

    The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

    "That's more like it!" the union man said.

    He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.

    "I'd like her," he said.

    "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."

  2. glockgirl

    glockgirl New Member

    ewwww that's gross!!!! age before beauty I guess
  3. luke0927

    luke0927 New Member

    A mousy little librarian goes out one night and gets blasted. She then goes into a tattoo parlor and has a tattoo of Brad Pitt placed on the inside of one thigh, and one of Leonardo Decaprio placed on the inside of other.

    After this she walks outside and sees a wino in the gutter. She lifts up her skirt and yells: "Do you know who these are?"

    The old wino looks up and says "I don't know about the other two, but the one in the middle is Willie Nelson."