U.S. Navy Directive 16134 [Inappropriate T-Shirts]

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by GAGunOwner, Apr 5, 2007.

  1. GAGunOwner

    GAGunOwner Active Member

    I don't know if this is real or not.

     
  2. ptsmith24

    ptsmith24 New Member

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    haha, i like those. I wonder what the "sensitivity training" is like...
     

  3. slabertooch

    slabertooch New Member

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    Probably similar to Special High Intensity Training

    TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
    FR: MANAGEMENT
    RE: SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING

    In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

    If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

    Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

    If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).

    If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

    Thank you,

    BOSS IN GENERAL
    SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
    (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
     
  4. Rammstein

    Rammstein New Member

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    lol

    Pretty good slabertooch.
     
  5. slabertooch

    slabertooch New Member

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    I'd love to take credit for it, but it's not mine, one of my Staff Sergeants had it on the side of his desk. There's a longer version floating around somewhere.
     
  6. gunsbillygun

    gunsbillygun New Member

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    that sumes up my whole week :x