Three surgeons

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by tj2000, Aug 23, 2007.

  1. tj2000

    tj2000 Guest

    Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, 'I'm the best Surgeon in Texas. In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

    The second surgeon said. 'That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympic games.

    The third surgeon said, 'You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's running for President.

  2. viper32cm

    viper32cm New Member

    No self respecting Texan would admit to giving aid or comfort to Hillary Clinton :D

  3. budder

    budder Moderator Staff Member

    An interesting point :-k