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A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?" "No, Silly, " the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and then I thought, I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants. I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, "I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened. I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: "This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.
 

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Hey Adam....

My blond wife already thinks you're a bad influence on me. Just wait until she discovers you also circulate blond jokes.... :x :evil: :twisted: [-X :devil:

Yep. Maybe youse should vamoose pardner..... ! :scared: Cuz it ain't gonna be purdy when she catches up wit youse! :boxing: :Nunchaku: :bat: :hardhead:
 
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