Some Bestiality Now Legal in Canada

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by Malum Prohibitum, Jun 15, 2016.

  1. MouserGun

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    So that is why Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell are moving to Canada.
     

  2. awanatech

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    I guess it's all okay, as long as the animal gives consent, right? /sarc/
     
  3. Solomon_G

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    Awe man.....I'm have a Canadian friend i chat with pretty often...going to have to ask him what the hell they're doing up there....HA :sick:

    This will be good...tehehe
     
  4. Rugerer

    Rugerer GeePeeDoHolic

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    Judges!

    "Bestiality" There is no hint that Parliament meant to expand this word to mean anything but buggery.

    "Gun" It's obvious that law means to cover any and everything that flings anything.
     
  5. Mrs_Esterhouse

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  6. GoDores

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    Apparently bestiality has a specific definition in Canadian law and the defendant's actions, though horrible, did not fall within that definition. Should the judges have been activists and rule that the law says things it doesn't actually say, in order to get their desired outcome?

    I would imagine the Canadian legislature will pass a law criminalizing what the defendant did in short order. And in case anyone's worried about this particular freak, it doesn't appear he'll be getting out of prison anytime soon - he was convicted of a lot of sex crimes, and the article doesn't mention any of the other convictions being appealed or overturned.
     
  7. jlcnuke

    jlcnuke New Member

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    Why you gotta be coming in here with your "facts" and "logic" just ruining the party...



    :righton:
     
  8. Craftsman

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    Wait, a panel of judges actually read and applied the law, not their feelz? Unpossible.
     
  9. mrhutch

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    I for one fully support the legalization of it. If you're into that kind of thing, I want you to feel free to announce it to the world without legal consequence so I know to stay the heck away from you.
     
  10. a_springfield

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    It will be coming here soon. LGBTA
     
  11. mrhutch

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    It's already legal in most states. Well, legal in 11, only a misdemeanor in 19. So 30 states where you won't go to jail and in most probably wouldn't be prosecuted in the first place.
     
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  12. Shooter

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    Ewwww Canada. Ewwwww.
     
  13. EJR914

    EJR914 Cheezburger Operator

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    That's so nasty, and animals can't really consent, either
     
  14. Monkeyboy

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    This is the wrong forum for this subject. You need to talk about this over on www.fetlife.com
     
  15. awanatech

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    And this link is coming from one whose screen name is Monkeyboy? Lol
     
  16. Nemo

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    Monkeyboys link over there. That is just creepy. Monkeyboy, you might want to reincarnate as something or someone else.

    Nemo
     
  17. Monkeyboy

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    Hey, what a man and his dog, and a tub of peanut butter does is not illegal or our business in Canada.
     
  18. Shooter

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    You got that right!

    But still, eewwwww Canada. This is just gross.
     
  19. Adam5

    Adam5 Atlanta Overwatch

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    I did not have sex with than woman..... ummmm..... errrrr..... b**ch.