Sent to me by a buddy who's a pilot...

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by Macktee, Jul 1, 2007.

  1. Macktee

    Macktee New Member

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    Two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

    Nervous laughter spreads through the plane, the passengers thinking that this is a little practical joke and that they will soon be given this information. But none is forthcoming.

    The men enter the pilots cabin, the engines roar and the plane soon starts down the runway. The plane moves faster and faster and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the end of the runway.

    As it begins to look as though the plane will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.

    The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

    In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You know, John, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."

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  2. Sine Nomen

    Sine Nomen New Member

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    That's not bad. I might have to try to remember it for re-telling. Might get a better reaction than this joke does.