Savage Political Memes

Laughed way too hard at this

 

So I should file a "missing knife" report when my Ginsu comes up missing? And the police will do what exactly?

 

strap you down and do a full cavity search.

 

Only my doctor gets that privilege.

 

Kinky Dr.

 

The insurance claim is marked "prostate examination."

 

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Obama had to do something to counteract Philomena Pantsuit's loss to the Orange Terror.