Running Double-Dog Slow

You need to get up in the bottom, back corner and drain out the excess intelligence that is all used up. It only has storage for so much but that gets over filled and mucks everything up. Kinda hard to find and its a small screw that comes out, but find it. Take it out for an hour or so and it will all evaporate and leave, making things right.

If it does not speed up, it needs to be left open longer to evaporate more.

Nemo

 

like 50 weight oil in -50 degree temps

 

No No No. If its one of the newer computers running the fancy new turbo type chips (if under 5 years old it is) give the best you can. Keep it really running proper. Shell 15W-40 Rotella. Go with the good stuff. You won't regret it.

But the freezer part is correct. You remember way back when computers were really big. As in whole room big? That was because they had their own freezers built into the middle of them to make them work proper.

Nemo

 

Did you reboot multiple times without saving your work? Have you tried moving your desk?

 

Thinking about it, that could be the main problem. His computer and the electro-magnetics it uses are not aligned with the ones on the earth. He needs to get his compass involved and get the N/S-- E/W meridians lined up proper.

With the magnetic hard drives and all the proper line up can be a major disaster if you get off the X and Y axes of orientation.

These new computers can be bears to get working proper sometimes.

Nemo

 

Feng shui might be better to try first. That science stuff is just too much voodoo for me.

 

I got a lot of database errors earlier this afternoon - I just gave up for a while.

 

Same here. Had issues just trying make this post to say I was getting db errors.

 

still slow responses

 

My dad died in 1999. He's currently moving faster than this website is!

 

Perhaps folks should call Windows Support?

 

Windows support won't fix it

 

Yes back to normal

 

Much better but I still can't really log out.