Humor is subjective, and because of the butt hurt factor, I couldn't post anything that I thought was funny, because basically nobody else found them humorous. I fear its the same thing with this thread. Therefore everything you post is basically off-topic.
Look how close they put their country to our bases!!! Those evil aggressive Russians! How dare they try that, only we're allowed to do that, because we're "Muuuurica!"
Those Russians really need to move their country so it isn't so close to all our bases all over the world!
"...so we gotta kill 'em and establish our own government first... a government without government, so it won't BE government... but it'll be OUR kind of government instead... so we can kill 'em before THEY get THEIR government in place... do you understand? ..."
The lack of any hierarchy or government, is not a government. I thought that would be fairly self-explanatory.