Red neck girls

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by Tinkerhell, Jul 10, 2007.

  1. Tinkerhell

    Tinkerhell Active Member

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    A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice."

    The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either."

    The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."
     
  2. luke0927

    luke0927 New Member

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    Thats going to stir up a storm....but i got a laugh out of it!
     

  3. rajl

    rajl New Member

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    *spews coffee over monitor* Holy !#$^!^# is that funny!!! And wrong!!! I like it! :)
     
  4. wsweeks2

    wsweeks2 New Member

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    If she could take them both out with one shot - I'm in love.
    :love:
     
  5. glockgirl

    glockgirl New Member

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    lol... I have some folks I will have to share that one with
     
  6. fallison

    fallison New Member

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    Now that thar is funny, I don't care who ya are.
    :rotfl2:
     
  7. Claire

    Claire New Member

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    ditto - funny stuff