8/10. Of course I am one (programmer that is). Maybe that helps, but I don't look anything like those guys.
Not sure. I didn't know there were any sound FX. My volume was muted. edit: I always mute my volume when clicking on emailed links (for the most part) because I got tired of people sending me those "OMGXORZ!!11! check out this video" link and it ended up being some desolate scene with something that jumps out and scares the hell out of you at the end.
Never trust an email that someone sends and they want to be near by as you read it. 7/10 It was the old programmer and the soviet killers I missed.
9/10. I can spot Hannibal Lecter at a programming conference. My liver is safe. I just guessed a lot, mostly by the age of the photo. I figured old tin type-looking photos were too old to be related to computers.