Pharmacology

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by Adam5, Sep 8, 2007.

  1. Adam5

    Adam5 Atlanta Overwatch

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    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.




    The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.




    Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
     

  2. Macktee

    Macktee New Member

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    Adam, you have no shame! :-s

    NONE! :cry:



    As could be inferred by your choice of teams to support... :|

    And your choice in girlie-guns. Come on! :surrender:

    How many men actually carry a .380? :neener:



    :-k





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  3. ptsmith24

    ptsmith24 New Member

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    down, left, up? wtf? :lol:
     
  4. gsusnake

    gsusnake Token Liberal Hippie

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    I think his blood pressure meds are off...
     
  5. b8fish

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    The generic version will be a popular, low-cost option for nursing homes - they give Viagra out to stop the old guys rolling out of bed.