OK, which one of you

Looking at his shirt it appears the bird is on our side. (39 second mark)

Nemo

 

I noticed that also

 

200 acre Memorial Park in Buckhead. Who knew there was a park that large there? However, some reviews mentioned raw sewage in the park, even at the playground. Yuck!

 

When clawed in the head by a large protected species bird, would you be charged for shooting it?

I really don't want to be pulling the trigger on a gun firing anywhere near my head, but I might pistol whip the bird.

 

I was hoping the reporter would go into the park.

 

Bird Lives Matter.

 

Did he run back by it 3 times?

 

If I lived around there, I think I'd carry a tennis racquet while jogging or walking.

If this happened in a rural area without all the metrosexual libtards around, I'd say the right defensive tool is one of those .410 Judge revolvers. (Finally, I found something they're good for!)

 

Looking at the larger pic available, perchance a trans-male and the bird is trying to remove the defective gene (or however those genes work) from the population?

Nemo

 

Bwhahaha! Somebody get that bird a life time membership to GCO!

 

Rikki Klaus is hot.

 

Hey, I'd look good with the right lighting and makeup too! Well, maybe...

 

I used to think that too. But realized that in all probability neither of us would.

Nemo

 

I concur!