New Atlanta Barbie !!

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by Adam5, Feb 2, 2007.

  1. Adam5

    Adam5 Atlanta Overwatch

    Mattel recently announced the release of limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Atlanta Metro market:

    "Buckhead Barbie"

    This princess Barbie is sold only at Phipps Plaza. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.


    "Towne Lake Barbie"

    The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Wind star Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.

    "Clayton County Barbie"

    This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) ...unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about.

    "Forsyth County Barbie"

    This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.

    "Dawsonville Barbie"

    This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud Light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.

    "Austell Barbie"

    This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Southside Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.

    "Mid-town Barbie"

    This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

    "Peachtree Street Barbie/Ken"

    This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple snap-on parts.

  2. Rammstein

    Rammstein New Member


    Now that's hilarious!

  3. Macktee

    Macktee New Member


    Oh yeah! Hilarious!

    If only it weren't so very damn true.........
  4. MLS 4506

    MLS 4506 Active Member

    someone has entiely to much time on their hands :lol:
  5. Sgt.B

    Sgt.B New Member

    Yep, that truck is from Dawsonville. I saw it last night in a ditch :lol:
  6. rajl

    rajl Guest

    Whoa. I've seen this before, but what I saw was entirely different.

    Your post has all the pictures and neighbor hoods wrong. For example, the midtown Barbie should show a picture of two barbie dolls dressed as hippies, holding hands and standing in front of a Subaru.

    I tried to post the version I have as a comparision, but I can't seem to upload files from my computer to the board. The best I can do is link to image files already on the web. Stupid image tags. :-(
  7. Malum Prohibitum

    Malum Prohibitum Moderator Staff Member

    Yep, that's the one I got. The Midtown Barbie "has no need for a Ken doll," has straight, unstyled hair, and if you order two midtown Barbies (the second one has a "butch" haircut) and the Subaru, you get a free rainbow flag bumper sticker.

    This version did not even have the Emory Barbie.

    The version rajl is describing has at least 50% more Barbies!
  8. viper32cm

    viper32cm New Member

    I got the same e-mail (In fact from rajl) I don't remember seeing the Emory Barbie. I assume that would be the trust fund baby Barbie.