[straman]

Toys-r-Us doesn't allow weapons... it's a gun-free zone. However the Marines are trained to kill using their shoelaces if the opportunity arises.

I OC my shoelace and I have a BUS (backup shoelace).

 

[vooduchikn]

Tracey Attaway, 40, faced the maximum sentence on all assault and theft charges because he is a convicted felon with 30 arrests in his past.

30? WTF?

 

[jsaund22]

The name of the criminal is different, but this article is remarkably similar -- a Best Buy in Augusta, a Marine stabbed. One of my friends posted it on Facebook.

The best part is circled:

 

[EJR914]

:rotfl2:

That's a good fictitious writer.

 

[FmrPFCBob]

So, is that actually how the story ran or is that a photoshop?

 

[EJR914]

So, is that actually how the story ran or is that a photoshop?

I think the last paragraph may have been Photoshopped and added later.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/military ... marine.asp

 

[FmrPFCBob]

Still funny.

 

[jsaund22]

I wasn't sure if it was a photoshop or not. If it is, it's a good one.

But it was worth posting just for the humor.