London Mayor Bans Hands [Satire]

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  1. GlockGary

    GlockGary Glock Block Supporter

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    http://babylonbee.com/news/in-response-to-growing-number-of-fistfights-london-mayor-bans-hands/

    "LONDON—In response to a recent outbreak in fistfights, London mayor Sadiq Khan announced Monday a sweeping ban of hands in the city, effective immediately.


    “No excuses: there is never a reason to have hands in a modern, civil society. Anyone who does will be caught, and they will feel the full force of the law,” Khan said at a press conference announcing the new policy during which he revealed that he has had his own hands surgically removed as a good-faith move to jump-start the new regulations."
     
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  2. atlsrt44

    atlsrt44 Well-Known Member

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    Funny yet sad at same time. I wish Europeans would realize the monster they've created.
     

  3. moe mensale

    moe mensale Well-Known Member

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    Hands - check. Feet - potentially. Heads - wistfully. :panic: