Little fun

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by pro2am, Aug 28, 2006.

  1. pro2am

    pro2am New Member

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    For you dyed-in-the-wool hard-up political officianados...please realize that this is a joke and is not intended to create hard feelings.

    Now lets loosen up a bit and have some fun. :D

    Subject: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner


    Here is a little test that will help you decide.

    The answer can be found by posing the following questions:


    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
    children.

    Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

    You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

    What do you do?

    Democrat's Answer:

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

    Could we run away?

    What does my wife think?

    What about the kids?

    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

    What does the law say about this situation?

    Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

    Should I call 9-1-1 ?

    Why is this street so deserted?

    We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

    This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.


    Republican's Answer:


    BANG!


    Southerner's Answer:


    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....

    (sounds of reloading).

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    BANG! BANG! BANG! click

    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
    Tips or Hollow Points?

    Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!

    Wife: You ain't takin' that to the Taxidermist
    :lol:
     
  2. USMC - Retired

    USMC - Retired New Member

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    I definately fit the Southerner catagory. However, you won't find me packing a Glock, I still believe that a gun should be made of some sort of metal.
     

  3. tony218

    tony218 New Member

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    i just find it hard to believe any self respecting
    southern boy would have a gun that only held
    9 rounds!!!!!!!!!!! :minigun: :twisted: