http://swns.com/pensioner-fends-off-kni ... 70853.html
I can see it now, "Back, thugs, back. Yaaah!!" :lol:Retired postman John Ives, 78, rushed to defend wife June, 77, after two men wearing black ski masks burst into their home. One of the burglars held an eight-inch knife to terrified Juneâ€™s chest while the other villain told her to stop screaming or she would â€get hurtâ€. Courageous John immediately ran to his wifeâ€™s aid and yanked the knife away before the cowardly thug threw him across the room. But plucky John collected himself and grabbed a 40lb solid oak chair from the dinner table and used it to force the two burglars out of the front door like â€a lion tamer would control wild beastsâ€.