Jumped out of Gear

I've seen this before. So was he running, waddling, or ruddling?

 

And he had the nerve to write the guy a ticket afterwards.

 

And he's allowed to carry a gun in a courthouse?

 

Yep, the transmission "jumped out of gear", just like a gun fires itself, hahahaha!!

 

Every modern cop car I know of requires the application of the brakes before the transmission will shift outta park...

If we made 'em drive stick we wouldn't have this problem.

 

Well, if you sorta stick it into 'park', but not all the way, then it's actually in 'reverse'...

While the language was colorful, it was also understandable.

 

Common sense isn't so common.