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Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by Nemo, Feb 1, 2019.

  1. Nemo

    Nemo Man of Myth and Legend

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    The Greatest Holiday of the year. Groundhog day. Be ready. It is also beneficial to recite the honor at midnight tonight.

    Tomorrow morning, about 7:20, just about sunrise, lean, bow, or just face West Pa and recite below. Your life will be better for doing so.

    All Hail The Mighty Groundhog
    Se'er of Se'ers
    Prognosticator of Prognosticators
    The Truly Great and Wonderous
    Punxsutawney Phil
    HAIL
    HAIL
    HAIL


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  2. Wegahe

    Wegahe NRA Instructor

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  3. Nemo

    Nemo Man of Myth and Legend

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    OK, do that. You can be one of the ones here who does not have a better life.

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  4. Wegahe

    Wegahe NRA Instructor

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    Maybe it's just the fact they need to use a groundhog from a different location. Different state or even different country may have better luck and being accurate. This one has a really bad track record of predicting anything except something that ends up as a very boring waste of time. Get rid of this scam artist. Find one that's legit.
     
  5. atlsrt44

    atlsrt44 Well-Known Member

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    Nemo why dont you head up to punxsutawney for the celebration?
     
  6. Nemo

    Nemo Man of Myth and Legend

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    Been there, wore the Tux, had lots of fun. I would go back and but I need to learn to speak groundhogese before I can interview him to announce his prediction.

    I need a few more years to become fluent in that. Its quite a tough language to learn.

    Wegahe, you may not realize it but there is one that files reports to Phil from N. Ga. General Beaureguard Lee. He has been awarded honorary doctorates from the University of Georgia for "Weather Prognostication" and Georgia State University for "Southern Groundology.

    But other commentary around here brings those into question.

    Now, keep in mind all 7 report to Phil and he give them the consideration they are due. Other that Gen. Lee, thats dayum little.

    Nemo

    https://www.foxnews.com/us/punxsutawney-phil-and-7-other-famous-groundhogs-you-should-know


    https://www.georgiapacking.org/thre...ficially-worthless.275237/page-3#post-2954813
     
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  7. atlsrt44

    atlsrt44 Well-Known Member

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    I never even knew the others besides punxsutawney and ga existed
     
  8. Nemo

    Nemo Man of Myth and Legend

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    Be proper about that good sir. Its Phil and General Lee. At minimum. Truly proper would be Punxsutawney Phil and Gen. Beauregard Lee.

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  9. Wegahe

    Wegahe NRA Instructor

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    In any case the stupid animal fails most of the time. Could do better with a roll of the dice and not make such a bid deal out of failing to predict the weather.
     
  10. Nemo

    Nemo Man of Myth and Legend

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    You good sir are a non-believer. You need to look at #3 above. One day you shall realize the error of your ways.

    Nemo
     
  11. gunsmoker

    gunsmoker Lawyer and Gun Activist

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    Sounds like this weather critter is more in tune with Wegahe.


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  12. moe mensale

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    Then you know why Punxsutawney needs Phil. We drove through there once many years ago. It was so dreary.
     
  13. GeorgiaGlocker

    GeorgiaGlocker Romans 10:13

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    Ground Hog day is simply much-a-do-about-nothing.
     
  14. Nemo

    Nemo Man of Myth and Legend

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  15. moe mensale

    moe mensale Well-Known Member

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    The drama was so intense! :lol: An early spring. Good. Now Al Gore can get on with his global warming bullshit.

    Personally, I think that "Inner Circle" is some sort of radical extremist cult. :panic:
     
  16. Nemo

    Nemo Man of Myth and Legend

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    You need to gain permission to hold the cane. If you do that you can speak groundhogese. Only then will you be able to understand the whole truth.

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  17. a_springfield

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    Where is general lee now that yellow river is closed?
     
  18. Malum Prohibitum

    Malum Prohibitum Moderator Staff Member

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    We'll get an early first spring. And then second winter. And then first summer. Followed by 3rd winter, second spring, long summer, 1st fall, 3rd summer, 1st winter, 4th summer... We don't have seasons so much as larger gaps in the random weather selection for the day.
     
  20. Nemo

    Nemo Man of Myth and Legend

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    You might point that out to the Weather Channel. They have names for winter storms so that should mean something.

    Or its all just global warming/climate change. Either way, its Weather Channel's fault.

    Nemo