Intelligent people drink more.

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  1. spector

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  2. Fallschirmjäger

    Fallschirmjäger I watch the watchers

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    Intelligent people drink more than others,
    stupid people drink too much as well.

    I like being right in the middle.
     
  3. EJR914

    EJR914 Cheezburger Operator

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  4. Scotsman

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    Episode of Cheers-

    "Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

    In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."



    ... Where everybody knows your name....
     
  5. the279

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    Intelligent people drink more and more they can drink
    but if they are really intelligent , just:

    DON'T DRIVE !!!

    That if is a Smart move !!!