Speaking of Ted... Don't know if this is true or not, but I like it: "Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a French journalist and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it 'Are you the one that killed my brother?' " Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, 'What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French.' " The interview ended at that point..."
Thanks b8fish... I didn't check Snopes because I liked the quote too much to chance discovering it was bogus. Ya gotta admit, it does sound bogus. Well, it sounds that way if attributed to anyone other than Ted.....! I think I like the real story better than the one I received and posted here.