I Hereby Request Legal Help

Discussion in 'Firearm Related' started by CoffeeMate, Mar 24, 2017.

  1. CoffeeMate

    CoffeeMate Junior Butt Warmer

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    I hereby request and direct attoneys JOHN MONROE and ED STONE of GEORGIA CARRY and GEORGIA PACKING to represent me and prosecute both CRIMINAL and CIVIL cases against ALL involved and participating in this ABOMINATION against me.

    Initial Retainer Tendered Via Advertising & Media Services Already Delivered. Contigency Plan Offered.
     
  2. CoffeeMate

    CoffeeMate Junior Butt Warmer

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    Violations include:

    Illegal Acts Under Color Of Law
    Violation of 1A through 8A
    Discrimination under FAIR HOUSING ACT against: legal gun toter; Honorably Discharged Veteran; American with Disabilities.

    Crimes and Violations include: Criminal Defamation; Slander; Libel; Stalking; Conspiring to deprive me of Civil Rights and ability to function within the Community.

    Additional crimes include:
    Violation of my Property
    Destruction of my Reputation
    Pillaging of my Life
    MULTIPLE AGGRAVATED BATTERY AGAINST MY PERSON SPANNING YEARS
     

  3. psrumors

    psrumors Well-Known Member

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  4. CoffeeMate

    CoffeeMate Junior Butt Warmer

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    Civil Violations Include:
    Failure to meet contractual obligations related to HOA membership;
    Not duly notified of HOA meetings, events and functions;
    Intentionally EXCLUDED from HOA meetings, events and functions;
    Violation of Covenants and HOA Charter to include HOA allowed participation in HOA business and matters by NON PROPERTY OWNERS AND NON MEMBERS.

    Further civil action against: AT&T; Comcast Cable; for willfully failing to deliver contractual service obligations already paid for.
     
  5. CoffeeMate

    CoffeeMate Junior Butt Warmer

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    This is no joke. Other remedies have been repeatedly attempted in an imploring manner but to no avail.

    I am left with no alternative but EXTREME LITIGATION against those who participate and those who will not STOP VIOLATING ME.
     
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  6. CoffeeMate

    CoffeeMate Junior Butt Warmer

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    My ability to communicate is impaired. Please accept this as an Initial Consultation and Engagement of Services.

    I trust you are already reasonably familiar enough with events and circumstances to begin prosecuting both CRIMINAL and CIVIL ACTIONS on my behalf.

    PLEASE HELP ME TO THE FULLEST EXTENT POSSIBLE
     
  7. Aberk

    Aberk Custom User Title

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    Does anybody know CM IRL?
     
  8. Taurus92

    Taurus92 Well-Known Member

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    I think he's AI.
     
  9. gunsmoker

    gunsmoker Lawyer and Gun Activist

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    QUOTE:
    "...I trust you are already reasonably familiar enough with events and circumstances..."


    MY REPLY:
    Um, no. Not even close. What events and what circumstances? All I know is you disappeared for a few months and came back posting as if you were a different person.
     
  10. NTA

    NTA Well-Known Member

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    time to test the block function
     
  11. jsaund22

    jsaund22 Ninjaneering Computers

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    True that...
     
  12. moe mensale

    moe mensale Well-Known Member

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    Bdee has returned and taken over CoffeeMate's cognitive functions. :whisper:
     
  13. Paladin

    Paladin Fattus Patrickus

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    It appears Coffeemate's account has been hacked.
     
  14. MaricopaKid

    MaricopaKid Member

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    This happened to my little brother. He's OK now.
     
  15. Aberk

    Aberk Custom User Title

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    After his meds took effect?
     
  16. Nemo

    Nemo Man of Myth and Legend

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    Could be he started his meds again and got back to the standard democrat party line. Or is just doing some crank yanking?

    Nemo
     
  17. Malum Prohibitum

    Malum Prohibitum Moderator Staff Member

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    Ditto.
     
  18. Phil1979

    Phil1979 Member Georgia Carry

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    Coffeemate, hang in there, buddy. Here's hoping that everything gets resolved in your favor. If you want, PM me with any further info and I'll see if I can help.
     
  19. Mrs_Esterhouse

    Mrs_Esterhouse Swollen Member

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    I wonder if Marc5019 and CoffeeMate live under the same HOA.
     
  20. AtlPhilip

    AtlPhilip Proud GCO member.

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    Hold on, I speak jive..