Ok, I'm sitting at a red light (I know I was too close to the car in front of me) and sneezed. When I sneezed, my foot came off the brake pedal and I tapped the bumber of the car in front of me. I got out and looked, there was no damage at all, not even a scratch. The other driver gets out of his can, and I was a little surprised, he was a dwarf, a midget. I told him that I sorry and about the sneeze, and showed him the there was no damage done. I appologise again and start to to get back into my car when he yells "Hey I'm not happy!!". I look at him and yell back "Well, which one are you then? Grumpy!!"
Thank God, Spaghetti Monster, or whoever you believe in that no one was hurt as Doc wasn't in the car either.