I just want to be able to call people "whippersnappers" and talk about how back in the day I climbed uphilll to school... both ways! When it was freezing before global warming! That and grab every waitress and have them chalk up my perversion for senility.
I'm 24. Personally, I love being young, but can't wait to be an old man in a rocker with a cane telling the kids to get off my lawn and then throw things at them. That and when I get put in a nursing home, I can play "grab a--" with the hot nurses and the worst that will happen is that I will be called a "crazy old man".