You post that and then you wonder why you don't have any friends. :lol:
Have a Merry Christmas!!
Friend
Have a Merry Christmas!!
Friend
Holiday Greetings to All of My Friends
To All My Friends:
With the assistance of my attorney, please accept with no obligation,
implied or implicit, best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral,
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . .
AND
A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2011, but not without due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures, and without regard to the race, creed, color,
age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the
wishee.
(Note, by accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new
wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)
With the assistance of my attorney, please accept with no obligation,
implied or implicit, best wishes for an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral,
celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your
choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the
religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . .
AND
A fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2011, but not without due respect for the calendars of
choice of other cultures, and without regard to the race, creed, color,
age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the
wishee.
(Note, by accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no
promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and
warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new
wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)
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