Handguns > Woman

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by ptsmith24, Oct 29, 2007.

  1. ptsmith24

    ptsmith24 New Member

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    #10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.


    #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
    when you're on the road.


    #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
    will probably let you try it out a few times.


    #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
    backup.


    #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
    ammo.


    #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.


    #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.


    #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
    fat?"


    #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
    use it.


    AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
    WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

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  2. Adam5

    Adam5 Atlanta Overwatch

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  3. Dan H

    Dan H New Member

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  4. VolGrad

    VolGrad Tactical Statistician

    I wouldn't even mind paying the tax on that kind of silencer.
     
  5. SigP229

    SigP229 Active Member

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    I take it your wife doesn't read this forum? :lol:
     
  6. VolGrad

    VolGrad Tactical Statistician

    You would be correct. I probably need to hide my bookmark to it too. I have it set to "remember me" and that could be me in trouble if she ever gets bored enough to read this site. LOL.
     
  7. SigP229

    SigP229 Active Member

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    Dangerous! :cpubeatme: :D
     
  8. ptsmith24

    ptsmith24 New Member

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    I think I'm the only one that uses my computer, so I'm safe. If I start talking crazy, let me know and I'll see what's going on :foilhat:
     
  9. gsusnake

    gsusnake Token Liberal Hippie

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    I can't even think about responding to this one, my girlfriend (and her father!) read here...
     
  10. ptsmith24

    ptsmith24 New Member

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    Why not? He won't see it.









    ;)