I married well. :wink:ptsmith24 said:How can all of y'all afford guns and geeeeetars?
What do you call a bass player without a girlfriend?gunsbillygun said:its all about the BASS!
73 fender jazz- w/ pearl inlay
peavey T-40
fender p. bass 5 string
fender p w/ drop d
i always thought that was drumersgsusnake said:homeless.
Answers:Axeman said:I am still waiting on my pics but since the jokes have started I will share a few. :wink:
1. How do you get a drummer off your door step?
2. How do you know a lead singer is at your door?
3. How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How do you know if the stage is level?Axeman said:Answers:Axeman said:I am still waiting on my pics but since the jokes have started I will share a few. :wink:
1. How do you get a drummer off your door step?
2. How do you know a lead singer is at your door?
3. How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
1. How do you get a drummer off your door step?
Pay him for the pizza!![]()
2. How do you know a lead singer is at your door?
He/she has can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in! #-o
3. How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One to change the bulb, nine to stand around saying I could have done that better! =;
Now that is the truth, there was a time when I could read sheet music (I was 7) but you stick it in front of me now, and I couldn't read it to save my life.How do you get a guitarist to stop playing?
Put sheet music in front of him.