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Since the human rectum can hold 5 liters of material (gross, but true) does that mean I should expect for the TSA to begin performing preflight prostate exams? Just trying to figure out if I should schedule my annual exam or if the TSA will be providing that as part of my government health care package?

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Thorsen said:
Since the human rectum can hold 5 liters of material (gross, but true) does that mean I should expect for the TSA to begin performing preflight prostate exams? Just trying to figure out if I should schedule my annual exam or if the TSA will be providing that as part of my government health care package?

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Hey, now you're thinking! And instead of the body scan, we could just get MRIs before getting on the plane.

This could be a win/win!

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Hey if guys stash the white stuff up thier $#@#@@ why not explosives? What does it take to set off some C4 up the rear?
 

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The solution is circulating!

Airport Security Solution

Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners
at the Airports:

Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but
will detonate any explosive device you may have on your
body. It would be a Win-win for everyone, and there would be none of
this crap about racial profiling and this method
would eliminate a long and expensive trial.

Justice would be quick and swift.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now. You're in
the Airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,
"Attention standby passengers. We now have a seat
available on flight number 4665 .... Paging Maintenance. Shop vac
needed in booth number 4."
 

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Thorsen said:
Since the human rectum can hold 5 liters of material (gross, but true) ...
The rectum? I don't think so.

Perhaps you meant the small and large intestine / colon.
 

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CountryGun said:
The solution is circulating!

Airport Security Solution

Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners
at the Airports:

Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but
will detonate any explosive device you may have on your
body. It would be a Win-win for everyone, and there would be none of
this crap about racial profiling and this method
would eliminate a long and expensive trial.

Justice would be quick and swift.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now. You're in
the Airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,
"Attention standby passengers. We now have a seat
available on flight number 4665 .... Paging Maintenance. Shop vac
needed in booth number 4."
:rotfl:
 

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livesounder said:
Thorsen said:
Since the human rectum can hold 5 liters of material (gross, but true) ...
The rectum? I don't think so.

Perhaps you meant the small and large intestine / colon.
Some people just have to be soooo specific. :lol:

But it is true. Once you have cleansed your colon, and after some stretching the human poop machinery can hold up to 5 liters of material ... more than enough liquid explosive to bring down a jumbo jet. Just my humorous way of pointing out that anything short of full examination of human body cavities is a useless exercise in security.
 

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Thorsen said:
livesounder said:
Thorsen said:
Since the human rectum can hold 5 liters of material (gross, but true) ...
The rectum? I don't think so.

Perhaps you meant the small and large intestine / colon.
Some people just have to be soooo specific. :lol:

But it is true. Once you have cleansed your colon, and after some stretching the human poop machinery can hold up to 5 liters of material ... more than enough liquid explosive to bring down a jumbo jet. Just my humorous way of pointing out that anything short of full examination of human body cavities is a useless exercise in security.
Don't doubt it. People with Toxic Megacolons can probably hold over five gallons.
 
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