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A Georgia farmer was selling his peaches door to
door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 40
something lady dressed in a very sheer negligee
answered He raised his basket to show her the
peaches and asked, 'Would you like to buy some
peaches?'

She pulled the top of the negligee to one side
and asked, 'Are they as firm as this?'

He nodded his head and said, 'Yes ma'am,' and
a little tear ran from his eye.

Then she pulled the other side of her negligee
off asking, 'Are they nice and pink like this?'

The farmer said, 'Yes,' and another tear came
from the other eye.

Then the lady unbuttoned the bottom of her
negligee and asked, 'Are they as fuzzy as this?'

He again said, 'Yes,' and broke down crying.

The lady asked, 'Why on earth are you crying?'

Drying his eyes he replied, 'The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado
leveled my barn, and now I'm gonna get
screwed out of my peaches.'
 

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Slightly adult? Is that for 18-19 year olds or something? LOL :)
 

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GAGunOwner said:
Slightly adult? Is that for 18-19 year olds or something? LOL :)
No. "Slightly adult" is simply the term that best describes the guy who posted it...!
 

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Macktee said:
GAGunOwner said:
Slightly adult? Is that for 18-19 year olds or something? LOL :)
No. "Slightly adult" is simply the term that best describes the guy who posted it...!
 
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