Georgia Farmer (slightly adult)

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by Adam5, Jul 12, 2007.

  1. Adam5

    Adam5 Atlanta Overwatch

    13,288
    60
    48
    A Georgia farmer was selling his peaches door to
    door. He knocked on a door and a shapely 40
    something lady dressed in a very sheer negligee
    answered He raised his basket to show her the
    peaches and asked, 'Would you like to buy some
    peaches?'

    She pulled the top of the negligee to one side
    and asked, 'Are they as firm as this?'

    He nodded his head and said, 'Yes ma'am,' and
    a little tear ran from his eye.

    Then she pulled the other side of her negligee
    off asking, 'Are they nice and pink like this?'

    The farmer said, 'Yes,' and another tear came
    from the other eye.

    Then the lady unbuttoned the bottom of her
    negligee and asked, 'Are they as fuzzy as this?'

    He again said, 'Yes,' and broke down crying.

    The lady asked, 'Why on earth are you crying?'

    Drying his eyes he replied, 'The drought got my corn, the flood got my soy beans, a tornado
    leveled my barn, and now I'm gonna get
    screwed out of my peaches.'
     

  2. budder

    budder Moderator Staff Member

    What? Are we supposed to feel sorry for him? I don't!
     
  3. GAGunOwner

    GAGunOwner Active Member

    Slightly adult? Is that for 18-19 year olds or something? LOL :)
     
  4. Macktee

    Macktee New Member

    6,172
    0
    0

    No. "Slightly adult" is simply the term that best describes the guy who posted it...!
     
  5. legacy38

    legacy38 Active Member

    9,003
    10
    38
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  6. Rammstein

    Rammstein New Member

    5,798
    0
    0
    [​IMG]
     
  7. ptsmith24

    ptsmith24 New Member

    8,809
    0
    0
    :lol: