Funny man Joke

Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by JMan, Jan 8, 2011.

  1. JMan

    JMan New Member

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    this is just wrong
    A woman goes to the doctor all black and blue ...

    Doctor: "What happened?"

    Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

    Doctor: "I have a real good remedy for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it around in your mouth but don't swallow. Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed in his drunken stupor."

    Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

    Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

    Doctor: "I'm not really surprised. You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
     
  2. Glocker

    Glocker New Member

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    :cantsay: I know the joke is in poor taste, but I did find it humorous.
     

  3. livesounder

    livesounder New Member

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    All good humor is good because it has an element of truth to it...
     
  4. JMan

    JMan New Member

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    I was the same way when I read it too , but if you have a sense of humor it's pretty darn funny.
     
  5. JMan

    JMan New Member

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    So you know my wife then , :lol: :lol:

    I KID , I would never lay a finger on my wife or anyone women .
     
  6. Glocker

    Glocker New Member

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    :righton: Yep.