I'd have to give that a C- for creative use of imagination. :lol:dunkel said:
Funny LEO encounter...weed related...
So I take the family to Stevie B's the other day. While we're sitting there, an Acworth cop come in and starts eating. Nothing going on, just eating.
Then we went outside and as I'm loading my daughter into the truck, I see a little tied up baggie on the ground. It was kinda greenish and squishy. Now, it's been a long time since I've dabbled with that kind of stuff, but I still know what it looks like...and smells like...when I squished it with my shoe, the smell was unmistakable.
So I went back inside, apologized for interrupting his meal, and told him I wasn't sure what it was, but could he come take a look? So he comes out, picks it up and says "Well, looks like someone lost their weed". I kinda laughed and we went on our way.
Near as I can figure, some stoners had the munchies and figured some all you can eat pizza sounded like just the thing cure it. Then they saw the cop, panicked, dropped the weed and ran off. Normally, I wouldn't have cared about it, but seeing as the cop was right there, it seemed the best way to dispose of it. There were a bunch of kids from my daughter's school also there, running around, and figured it was the best thing to do.
So...if you dropped your weed in the Stevie B's parking lot and couldn't find it when you came back....sorry about that...
Then we went outside and as I'm loading my daughter into the truck, I see a little tied up baggie on the ground. It was kinda greenish and squishy. Now, it's been a long time since I've dabbled with that kind of stuff, but I still know what it looks like...and smells like...when I squished it with my shoe, the smell was unmistakable.
So I went back inside, apologized for interrupting his meal, and told him I wasn't sure what it was, but could he come take a look? So he comes out, picks it up and says "Well, looks like someone lost their weed". I kinda laughed and we went on our way.
Near as I can figure, some stoners had the munchies and figured some all you can eat pizza sounded like just the thing cure it. Then they saw the cop, panicked, dropped the weed and ran off. Normally, I wouldn't have cared about it, but seeing as the cop was right there, it seemed the best way to dispose of it. There were a bunch of kids from my daughter's school also there, running around, and figured it was the best thing to do.
So...if you dropped your weed in the Stevie B's parking lot and couldn't find it when you came back....sorry about that...
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You should have told the cop "well we need to dispose of this, do you have any rolling papers on you?" :lol:
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.mb90535im said:I'd have to give that a C- for creative use of imagination. :lol:dunkel said:Normally, I wouldn't have cared about it, but seeing as the cop was right there, it seemed the best way to dispose of it.
I bet the cop is feeling really good right about now on his vacation lololol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Maybe he was the one with the munchies :lol:
Oh man. The weed fairy only visits so often.
I was fly fishing at Smithgall Woods near Helen several years ago when on a gravel bar I found a leather pouch, inside the leather pouch was a film canister, and inside the canister was a really nice skunk bud.JeF4y said:Oh man. The weed fairy only visits so often.
If it was yours and you happen to be reading this thread, thanks. Luckily I was on vacation that week.
If one sticks to Alice's recipe, one can not go wrong.CoffeeMate said:
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/rea ... the-recipeAeroShooter said:If one sticks to Alice's recipe, one can not go wrong.CoffeeMate said:
Take 1 teaspoon black peppercorns, 1 whole nutmeg, 4 average sticks of cinnamon, 1 teaspoon coriander. These should all be pulverized in a mortar. About a handful each of stone dates, dried figs, shelled almonds and peanuts: chop these and mix them together. A bunch of canibus sativa can be pulverized. This along with the spices should be dusted over the mixed fruit and nuts, kneaded together. About a cup of sugar dissolved in a big pat of butter. Rolled into a cake and cut into pieces or made into balls about the size of a walnut, it should be eaten with care. Two pieces are quite sufficient. Obtaining the canibus may present certain difficulties.... It should be picked and dried as soon as it has gone to seed and while the plant is still green."
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:CoffeeMate said:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:CoffeeMate said:
roflmao........CoffeeMate said:
hahaha :applause:mb90535im said:I'd have to give that a C- for creative use of imagination. :lol:dunkel said:Normally, I wouldn't have cared about it, but seeing as the cop was right there, it seemed the best way to dispose of it.
:lol:JeF4y said:Oh man. The weed fairy only visits so often.
Companion film for movie night:
CoffeeMate said:http://www.straightdope.com/columns/rea ... the-recipeAeroShooter said:If one sticks to Alice's recipe, one can not go wrong.CoffeeMate said:
Take 1 teaspoon black peppercorns, 1 whole nutmeg, 4 average sticks of cinnamon, 1 teaspoon coriander. These should all be pulverized in a mortar. About a handful each of stone dates, dried figs, shelled almonds and peanuts: chop these and mix them together. A bunch of canibus sativa can be pulverized. This along with the spices should be dusted over the mixed fruit and nuts, kneaded together. About a cup of sugar dissolved in a big pat of butter. Rolled into a cake and cut into pieces or made into balls about the size of a walnut, it should be eaten with care. Two pieces are quite sufficient. Obtaining the canibus may present certain difficulties.... It should be picked and dried as soon as it has gone to seed and while the plant is still green."
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