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Be strong honey ,

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He
breaks into a house to look for money and guns.

Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and
ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the
convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into
the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his
wife, 'listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist,
don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how
much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets
angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'

His wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my
ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had
any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too.'
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