Discussion in 'Off-topic' started by Adam5, Mar 14, 2007.

  1. Adam5

    Adam5 Atlanta Overwatch

    In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step off the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind'a figured we was friends."

  2. Sharky

    Sharky Active Member

    :drink: I'll drink to that one!
  3. GeorgiaGlocker

    GeorgiaGlocker Romans 10:13

    GS1 Is X rated posts allowed on here? :lol:
  4. rajl

    rajl Guest

    I've heard that before, but it still brinks a smile to my face every time I read it.
  5. Doc Holliday

    Doc Holliday New Member

    Hell yeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: