For Rent - Fayette

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  1. Malum Prohibitum

    Malum Prohibitum Moderator Staff Member

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    Shameless commercial solicitation follows - so close this window without reading further if that offends you.

    I need a responsible tenant.

    For a registered member of this forum, or GCO, I have for rent in Fayetteville (Fayette County school system) a 2 bedroom 1.5 bath end unit available for rent for $650 per month. [UPDATE - see last post, next page, for GCO discount]

    Brand new flooring and paint - I made this to be nice enough living conditions for my own family.

    Large deck.

    No pets (like I said, brand new flooring!) :D

    No guns, either.

    OK, that last one was a joke.

    Anyway, the interior is a lot nicer than you might otherwise expect, as a lot of work has recently been completed, and you will be the first to live here since the work was completed. It is near the town square and the courthouse, for those that know the area. It is close enough to walk to the probate court to apply for your firearms license.

    Thank you for those that took the time to review this shameless solicitation.
     
  2. Malum Prohibitum

    Malum Prohibitum Moderator Staff Member

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    It really was a joke! :lol:
     

  3. USMC - Retired

    USMC - Retired Active Member

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    Shouldn't this go in the classifeds section? :?
     
  4. GeorgiaGlocker

    GeorgiaGlocker Romans 1:16

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    The most important question is: Are Brooks Brothers ties included? :)
     
  5. Doc Holliday

    Doc Holliday New Member

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    He must have got his ties at Smith and Davis!
     
  6. AV8R

    AV8R Banned

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    I'm offended because I have other sites open in this window and cannot close it. :x
     
  7. S&W 40

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    MP,

    If guns are not authorized and you joke, my Q is how many are supplied with :?: you may get more offers on this site with that.
     
  8. Malum Prohibitum

    Malum Prohibitum Moderator Staff Member

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    I have one unit left. You will be the first person to live on this new berber carpet and new flooring in kitchen.

    New paint.

    Even new electrical outlets and switches. :D

    No gun restrictions in lease.
     
  9. slabertooch

    slabertooch New Member

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    Well that excludes one member of this board. :)
     
  10. tony218

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    :rotfl: :rotfl:
     
  11. Minuteman

    Minuteman New Member

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    Will you pay my moving and relocation costs? Also, I hope it includes utilities. And I need security alarms.
     
  12. Malum Prohibitum

    Malum Prohibitum Moderator Staff Member

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    Nope. No. And uh, uh.











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  13. Sine Nomen

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    Do you mean to say that you'd rent to someone that didn't already have their GFL?
     
  14. GAGunOwner

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  15. budder

    budder Moderator Staff Member

    Do you mean to say that you'd rent to someone that didn't already have their GFL?[/quote:31kwo53b]
    Renewals are treated just like new applicants, so I'll give him a pass on this one.
     
  16. Malum Prohibitum

    Malum Prohibitum Moderator Staff Member

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    I do have pics, they just are not uploaded anywhere.

    Nobody wants to live in Fayetteville, or nobody wants me as Mr. Roper?
     
  17. Malum Prohibitum

    Malum Prohibitum Moderator Staff Member

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    One unit now open for rent. It is the one with the light on. the picture was taken in the wintertime, so the grass is green now . . .

    [​IMG]
     
  18. Malum Prohibitum

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