One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it
Would take a few inches off of your butt!!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a
Comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
'What the Hell is this??', he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud
Appeared when he shook them out.
'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder
In my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker:....
'It's not talcum powder......
It's Miracle Grow!'