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Deaf Bookkeeper

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, who is deaf, has screwed
him out of ten million bucks. He got the job because it was assumed that a
deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
Through his interpreter, he asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million
bucks you embezzled from me?"

The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're
talking about."

That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
bookkeepers temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't
tell him!"

The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !'

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the
trigger."
 

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Bwahahahaha!!


And to answer the topic's question...yes, I love lawyers. They taste just like chicken.
 
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