Don't ya just love lawyers?

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  1. Macktee

    Macktee New Member

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    Deaf Bookkeeper

    A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, who is deaf, has screwed
    him out of ten million bucks. He got the job because it was assumed that a
    deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have to testify about in court.

    When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
    Through his interpreter, he asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million
    bucks you embezzled from me?"

    The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
    The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're
    talking about."

    That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
    bookkeepers temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"

    The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't
    tell him!"

    The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !'

    The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

    The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the
    trigger."
     
  2. Foul

    Foul New Member

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    Bwahahahaha!!


    And to answer the topic's question...yes, I love lawyers. They taste just like chicken.
     

  3. Adam5

    Adam5 Atlanta Overwatch

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  4. luke0927

    luke0927 New Member

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    That was a good one!!!