A guy attempts a home invasion in Rineyville, Ky. (That's near Elizabethtown which is about 40 or 50 miles South of Louisville, in case anyone cares...) Lady of the house thinks that's downright rude of him and shoots his ass, or something. Idiot guy is in critical condition. Yep! There is a lesson to be learned here. It jes' don't pay none ta mess wit Kentucky wimmin! Nosir! It jest don't pay none attall, it don't... http://www.courier-journal.com/article/20101201/NEWS01/312010066/1008/Rineyville+man+shot+during+home+invasion You've got to love Kentucky. The home of wonderful bourbon, beautiful horses and fast women... with guns!